Have you seen my new dining room ensemble? Oh, you know you like it. Some people munch while seated at a sensible dinner table. Some nibble from a coffee table. Not me, though. I eat (and more often, drink) at my VERY OWN BAMBOO TIKI BAR!
Oooooh yes, check it out. It’s FANTASTIC. Real bamboo! Special thanks to Mike Ferraro who kindly drove across the boarder with me in a borrowed pickup truck to Target in Bellingham, where we loaded the massive thing in a box (all hundred and fifty pounds of it) into the back of a truck, and then he helped me lug it upstairs. What a hero!
So very, VERY awesome. It’s right next to the window, so I can sit at the bar, flip on the little tiki lights, have a drink, and gaze out at the next building looking for people doing illicit acts in front of their windows.
In fact, I think I’ll go mix myself a Mojito right now!