Kevin — April 29, 2007, 10:20 pm

ESL Spam

I just got this in the mailbox:

“Want get banged by your dick with woman in childbirth?”

and then, of course, this ever so alluring message is followed by a link to webpage (that I did not visit). I cannot even process what the above comment means: How can I get “banged” by my own dick? That message, if you think about it, can only mean one thing: Would I be interested in having a woman currently in labor cut off my penis and then sodomize me with it? That MUST be it. I didn’t even know that sort of thing had it’s own fetish category. Man, some people are way, way, odd.

Christ spammers, if you’re going to send me shit, at least get the modifiers correct! Have they actually outsourced the writing of spam emails to nations where English isn’t the main language? I mean, we’re talking about two lines of text here. Is that the sort of thing you actually send overseas?

Totally confused.

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  1. Comment by Cameron @ April 30, 2007, 1:40 pm

    My bad. I was half asleep at the time. Sorry, dude.

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